Everything that you never wanted to know about me and are still afraid to find out. Though in truth I just had a lot of wav files I liked and had no practical application for. So I made an impractical one.

WARNING: This is just for fun. Nobody get offended. Just sit back and enjoy the .wav files, k?

When you get up in the morning, how do you decide which shade of black to wear?
A perfectly natural question. It's mostly a matter of finding out which shade looks best with your particuar complexion. It's a personal choice. I think that jet black works best for me, so that's what I usually stick with.

What kind of stuff are you good at?
I have many skills. 'Nuff said.

Do you ever worry about losing your abilities as a Jedi?
Remember, the Force will be with you. Always. In other words, no.

How do most people react after seeing your site?
'Dammit, I like it!'

What song would you recommend singing to a your significant other to set the mood?
'I can't help falling in love with you...'

What is your favorite phrase?
Well, at the moment, I'm pretty attached to Thank the gods!

Do you think fear is a constructive emotion?
Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.

Could you give me an example of how best to handle it if someone you love is shot in the leg?
Happy to oblige!
Injured person: I don't want to die. Are you taking me to a hospital, because I don't want to die in a hospital!
You: I'm not gonna take you to a hopsital.
Injured person: What?! What do you mean you're not taking me to a hospital? I demand to be taken to a hospital! Where are you taking me?
Sick people just never know what's good for 'em...

What is most important for people to know about you?
Let's not forget that I'm the Q and you the lowly human.

Do you wanna play or not?
I suppose that depends on what the game is...

Can you do Xena's war cry?
Ai-yi-yi-yi-yi-ya! As if you had to ask!

Do you have a life?
Uh, well, not really. All I've gotta do is sit around on my ass all night and read a book.

Are you suicidal?
Um... No, not at all actually. I'm perfectly happy being a maladjusted freak. It's a rough job, but somebody's gotta do it.

What did the aliens tell you when they abducted you and took you to their leader?
Nothing. They told me nothing.

What will they do if they think you've said anything about your visit?
If they find us, they will crush us, grind us into tiny pieces and blast us into oblivion.

What kind of experiments did they perform on you?
You wouldn't wanna know, believe me.

You are insane!
Sorry, you have to put that in the form of a question. Oh, no. The toilet is talking to me again! Don't look at me like that! Hey, I'm not a wierdo.

Are you about finished?
That's more like it! Yes, I am.