Keeper of Jack's Back-Hair Rope and Will's Puppy Dog Eyes

You're a rabid Jack Sparrow fan. You love his khol,
drunken manner, and all around sexiness, but
you take it a little *too* far

You've got yourself Captain Jack Sparrow! Mmm, rum
and dirtiness!

You are Will Turner. A pining blacksmith, with a
hatred towards pirates and a love for the
prissy, "I can't save myself" girl.
Good swordplay though.

Captain Jack Sparrow helps you get your horn on!
Boys in eyeliner = heaven for you! Drinks all
around!

You want to knock boots with Jack Sparrow. Call him
Captain and he'll give you a ride on his
vessel. You love it anyway that you can get it
and guys who know how to accessorize really
turn you on. From his beads to his eyeliner
this boy knows what it is about. Never a dull
moment. Fancy a quickie in jail? He's your man.
So grab some rum, a set of shackles, and your
ankles, because you are in for a seriously
storm tossed ride.

You are "Welcome to the Caribbean, love."
You're more than a little world-weary, but also
intelligent and you keep your head when things
get dodgy. You're everybody's favorite
drinking buddy, but your stubbornness does get
in the way sometimes.

Congrats, bonny lass, you are Elizabeth Swann!
Clever and steadfast, you're too good to sell
out for a politically useful marriage or a
physically abusive undergarment, father's
wishes be damned. And although you've been
told your whole life to stay away from the bad
boys, there's just something that keeps
bringing you back to the booty ... ahem.
Excuse me.