Author: Deidre (young_geriatric@yahoo.com.au)
Title: "Incorrigible" 1/1
Pairing: danlij
Rating: R
Genre: humour, PWP
Disclaimer: Daniel and Elijah own themselves, much to
our dismay.
Distribution: ABoI, Woodcliff LJ, my site
(www.angelfire.com/ma3/slash). Anyone else just ask!
Summary: Relationships can be quite trying sometimes.
Warnings: underage sex (though no age is mentioned)


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Elijah sat in his car, the heavy heat of the afternoon
sun blaring through his windscreen. He could not
believe he was doing this. Had his life *really* come
to this?

"LIJ!!!" 

He ducked his head for a moment, a reflexive motion
incase onlooking parents thought he was up to no good,
sitting in his car, waiting to kidnap young Daniel
Radcliffe like a highly unoriginal paedophile. He
sighed and leaned over, unlocking the passenger door.

"Hi, Dan."

Daniel bounced into the car, a huge grin on his face
and Elijah thought, not for the first time, that there
was something thoroughly *wrong* about dating a guy he
had to pick up from school.

"How was your day?" he asked, cringing at the words
that left his mouth, like those of an over-loving
parent.

Daniel hardly noticed and if anything his grin widened
further. "It was *great*! We studied 'Harry Potter and
the Chamber of Secrets' in English," he gushed out,
blushing slightly. "Mrs Gregor made me stand in front
of the class and recite lines!" 

Elijah grinned back, he couldn't help it. His baby had
all grown up and... NO! *Not* his baby; his
*boyfriend*!

"Lijie," murmured Daniel as he reached a hand over to
slide between Elijah's thighs. "Can we go back to your
place now?"

Elijah jumped in his seat, darting a glance nervously
out the window again for fear the Moral Brigade would
come and arrest him instantly. "Yeah, yeah, let's get
outta here."

The drive home was relatively uneventful, ignoring the
constant attempts at groping Elijah's crotch that
Daniel was undertaking. When finally they reached
Elijah's apartment, they both were out of the car in
an instant and running madly up the stairs, Daniel
grasping for the keys to the door. Fumbling with the
lock, they fell inside, barely making it to the couch
as Elijah nearly tripped over in an attempt to rid
himself of his shoes.

"Lijie?" came a sudden yet insistent voice from
somewhere underneath his t-shirt.

Elijah grunted a non-committal sound, focussing
instead on the enthusiastic kisses being administered
to his chest as he lay against the soft fabric.

"*Lijie*?" 

Elijah groaned, lifting the neck of his t-shirt up to
peer down underneath. He met Daniel's apologetic eyes.
"Yes, Dan?"

"It's just that," Daniel began, as he licked lightly
over Elijah's left nipple. "It's been a long day at
school..." Lifting his head he gave the same treatment
to Elijah's other nipple, eliciting a sharp intake of
breath from the older boy. "I'm hungry."

Elijah nodded, eyes dark with lust. "I know what you
mean..." He reached down and pulled his shirt off
completely, throwing it carelessly across the room
before pulling Daniel up into a forceful kiss. After a
few seconds, a polite mumbling vibrated into his
mouth. "Yes, Dan, I know," moaned Elijah. "I want you
bad, too, want to ravish you, so hungry..."

There was a pause while Dan brought his legs up to
straddle Elijah's hips, their mouths still joined
tightly together in sexual urgency.

"MmmM."

"Yeah, Dan," spoke Elijah, coming up for a gasp of
air. "Whatever it is, *yes*."

Daniel sat up straight, perched over Elijah's cock, as
he tilted his head. "Good, because I thought you might
be annoyed."

Elijah paused in his attempts to rid Daniel of his
white school shirt. "What?" It suddenly occurred to
him that he might have not been listening to a word
Daniel had said.

Daniel smiled brightly and jumped quickly off Elijah
before almost skidding into the kitchen. "I said, I'm
*hungry*. Been at school all day. Need to eat." 

"Hungry," repeated Elijah, staring blankly at the boy
whom he was most annoyed had disappeared from his lap.
"Oh. Hungry for *food*." Slowly and melodramatically
he pulled himself up into a seated position, sighing
loudly. "I suppose you can eat then," he concluded
grudgingly.

Daniel laughed, flashing him another smile. "Thanks!
It's just that mum always says I should eat-"

"Dan," interjected Elijah with a cringe. "What did I
say about acting your age?"

Daniel grinned apologetically. "Don't do it?"

Elijah nodded. "Exactly."

Standing up from the couch, Elijah made his way over
to the kitchen. After poking around absently in the
fridge, he threw a few food options towards Daniel
before a satisfied noise told him he could stop. After
watching him eat a moment, Elijah then walked up to
the boy and pulled his school shirt open, causing
Daniel to choke slightly on his newly-made sandwich.

"Consolation prize for the *still* sexually
frustrated," growled Elijah teasingly in reply to the
boy's indignation. He ran his hands lightly over
Daniel's bare chest before pulling them closer
together. "Nearly done?" he asked, a slight warning to
his voice that indicated idle eating would not be
tolerated.

Daniel snorted lightly through his nose and motioned
to his mouth to indicate it would be impolite of him
to eat and speak at the same time.
 
Elijah just stared back, a wicked glint to his eyes.
"I've been waiting all day to stuff something *else*
in your mouth, Dan..." he purred, pleased to see
Daniel choke slightly on his bread. "You're not going
home until I achieve it."

Daniel's eyes slid shut for a moment as he felt a
murmur of electricity race through his body. He hated
that Elijah could manipulate him so easily. Sometime
as the thought passed his mind, his mouth had begun
swallowing frantically to clear room for a different
type of obstruction. So, Daniel thought, his sexually
temperamental body had finally decided to work with
him rather than against him. About time.

********

Less than five minutes later, Daniel found himself on
his knees with his mouth wrapped around Elijah's cock.

"This is better than after-school care," he murmured
as he pulled back for a breath.

"Dan...," Elijah grunted warningly, yet a sparkle to
the younger boy's eyes told him he was being teased.
"Remind me to teach you about sexual etiquette." He
groaned as Daniel's tongue took up circling the head
of his cock once more. "Such as learning when *not* to
talk..."

He gasped as the surprisingly agile tongue curved a
rapid pattern along the length of the underside of his
cock. 

"See, I'm a fast learner," commented Daniel,
contradicting his own words.

"Be *quiet*..." moaned Elijah, registering faintly
that Daniel had taking up his annoying habit of
talking again.

"Oh, fine, I'm just a cocksucker to you, am I?" The
younger boy pulled back, licking lightly at the tip as
he waited for Elijah's answer.

"Christ, yeah... So don't stop," Elijah whispered,
grabbing two handfuls of Daniel's hair incase the
infuriating boy decided to leave.

Daniel shrugged his shoulders, not really caring to
win that round. He leaned forward and dutifully opened
his mouth once again. Elijah thrust inside rather more
savagely than intended, but his need to reach climax
was more desperate since discovering it could well be
sabotaged by the distractible young boy at his feet.

Daniel gagged slightly but many months of education on
his knees had taught him how to control his reflexes.
Allowing deeper penetration, he grabbed hold of
Elijah's naked hips and held them still with a
surprisingly strong grip. He instead moved his own
head, forward and back again slowly and minutely as he
contracted his throat around Elijah's length.

A long, deep moan whispered into the air from above.
Elijah could feel nerves lighting paths through his
brain, spreading through his body as he felt the signs
of his fast-approaching orgasm. Daniel pulled back
slightly and tightened his lips around Elijah's cock
in response, rubbing his tongue hard against the
underside as he felt the flood of release cascade into
his awaiting mouth.

As Elijah managed to stagger awkwardly into the
adjoining room and fall upon the couch, Daniel looked
over and smiled cheerfully from his kneeling position.
"I reckon I'm quite good at this! Maybe I should try
it on my school principal next time I get detention."

Elijah groaned and buried his head in his hands.
Daniel was clearly going to be the death of him.

********

"I'll have you yet, young Potter!!!"

It was half an hour later and Daniel and Elijah were
playing mock sword fights around the living room
table. 

"Try your worst, Frodo!!!"

The training swords they were using, each from their
respective movies, were flying back and forth with the
ease of skilled practice. Elijah, somewhat appalled by
the different length of blades they each had, insisted
upon swapping weapons half-way through their match.
Sometimes it was plain humiliating being a Hobbit.

"Surrender!!!" Elijah yelled, pouncing forward with
surprising agility to flatten Daniel against the
nearest wall. 

Daniel laughed, pushing back and ducking sideways to
make a run for the couch. "I'll never surrender
willingly!"

"Shame, because I'm going to win whether you like it
or not," Elijah shot back, grinning widely as he
jumped forward to push Daniel face down over the back
of the couch. The younger boy struggled but a wand
suddenly pressed into his exposed backside. "And now
I've come to claim my prize..."

"Lijie!!!" Daniel giggled, blushing slightly. "Where'd
you get my wand from? I don't think wardrobe's going
to be impressed if you stick it...um...*anywhere*!"

Elijah mock-paused to ponder his next move. "A fair
point, Potter. Instead I had better stick something
else up you as my reward."

Daniel pouted and wiggled his hips against Elijah's
groin that was currently pressed firmly behind him.
"Slytherin."

Elijah grinned, considering the supposed insult. "You
know you'd want me more if I was."

"I would not!" retorted Daniel quickly, though he
jumped guiltily a moment later when Elijah reached
around and disproved his words by rubbing a hand over
his hardening cock.

"Knew it," muttered Elijah smugly, though not loud
enough for Daniel to hear as he hardly wanted to start
an argument when he had thoughts of a more satisfying
activity. He hastily unzipped Daniel's trousers with
one hand while pulling them down to the floor with his
other, causing a yelp of surprised delight from the
boy. He proceeded to strip himself of his own clothes,
silently preening at the avid attention being paid to
him by Daniel who was still waiting impatiently bent
over the couch. 

"Hurry up!"

"Why?" shot back Elijah indignantly, until his mind
helpfully reminding him of a minute detail regarding
their relationship. He sighed and cursed his
inopportune memory. "Dan? What time do I need to get
you home to your mum?"

Daniel grinned, relishing Elijah's irritation at even
having to ask. "Four. I've got *tonnes* of homework."

"You're doing this deliberately, aren't you?"

Daniel glanced up and peered over his shoulder. "Doing
what?"

Elijah grunted and pushed inside the boy, their
current activities seeming to provoke his cock into an
even higher level of interest, much to his appalled
surprise. Obviously he was a closet masochist, for why
else would he put up with Daniel's frustrating
behaviour at the most inconvenient times. He paused,
mid-thrust. "You know *exactly* what you're doing," he
replied. "I'm older than you, you know. I should be
treated with more respect."

Daniel responded by pushing his hips back to impale
himself rather forcefully upon Elijah's cock. "I know
you're older than me," he said, a quizzically innocent
look upon his face as he turned back to face the couch
once again. "That's why I'm the one that has to go
home to my mum to do my homework at four."

Elijah gave a series of short, sharp jabs into Daniel
as a means of rebuttal. He smirked with pleasure upon
hearing the surprised grunts that followed his
actions.

"That was immature," mumbled Daniel into the material
of the couch. "You're not a very good role model."

Elijah rolled his eyes and let out an exasperated
sigh. "Dan?"

"Yes, Lijie?"

"Remember how I told you to be *quiet*?" Before
waiting for Daniel to answer, he continued on. "I
meant that, see. It's really very distracting doing
this while you seem to be trying your hardest to
torment me."

Daniel clenched his internal muscles and pushed his
hips backwards, encouraging a growled moan from
Elijah. "Torment you in a good way?" he asked with
infuriating innocence.

Elijah sighed, fighting an internal battle between
enjoying the physical taunting or becoming
increasingly sexually frustrated by the verbal
teasing. "I'm going to have an orgasm whether you like
it or not," he replied stubbornly.

"I-"

"NO!" Elijah nearly shouted as he began thrusting his
hips back and forth in a determined pattern. "No
talking!" He thought he saw a hint of a grin on
Daniel's face as the boy turned his head slightly
around.

"O-"

"QUIET!"

"Iwasjustgoingtoapologise!"

"ARGH!!" Elijah began pushing his hips forward with
increasing force, seemingly in an attempt to knock the
verbal ability right out of his young counterpart. 

Daniel opened his mouth to tempt fate once more, but a
large hand clamped over it, effectively silencing him.
Elijah, fully focused now his distraction had been
successfully overcome, reached his other hand around
to wrap around Daniel's cock once more. He began
pulling a tight grip from base to tip, rubbing his
thumb around the head as he felt Daniel begin to focus
all his attention on the movements. He heard the boy
moan lightly, almost a whimper, as he continued to
tease the taut flesh while thrusting hard behind him
with steady, deep movements of his hips. It wasn't
long before the tension in Elijah broke and he felt
his orgasm flood through him, the tightness of his
grip on Daniel triggering off the younger boy's
release not a moment later.

Elijah let his weight fall forward to lie sprawled
over Daniel's limp body. They both lay panting lightly
for a few blessedly quiet minutes until the endless
pit of energy known as Daniel suddenly pushed himself
upright, knocking Elijah into a sprawling mess on the
floor.

Daniel took a moment to rearrange his clothing in a
respectable manner before looking down at the
disgruntled form lying bonelessly at his feet. "I have
to go home." He pouted slightly, a preemptive move in
the face of Elijah's predictable disappointment.
"Drive me?"

Elijah grunted but pulled himself grudgingly into a
standing position, gathering his own clothes together
before redressing. "I'm going to teach you how to
drive one day," he muttered as he reached for his keys
that were lying on the floor near the doorway.

Daniel grinned as they made their way out of the
apartment. He wrapped an arm around Elijah's waist and
hugged him to his side as they walked. "I'm sorry," he
said, leaning over to plant a kiss upon the older
boy's lips. 

Elijah looked over in surprise. "For what?" he asked,
momentarily forgetting the trouble Daniel had caused
him over the past hour.

"For constantly mentioning things that remind you of
my age," replied Daniel with a smile. "I know it
bothers you. I promise I won't do it again."

Elijah sighed calmly as they walked the last few steps
to his car. "Thanks." He paused before opening the car
door to wrap his arms around Daniel and draw him into
a lingering kiss. 

"So," breathed Daniel as they broke apart and took
their seats in the car. "Do you think my mum will mind
if I get a dirty old man like you to pick me up from
school tomorrow?"

"I hate you."

Daniel grinned the grin of the truly incorrigible as
he stared out the window, relishing thoughts of future
havoc.



THE END.